Quit playing project ventura
This is a formal, loving, and extremely unnecessary request from the internet. Please close Roblox. You know which one. You know the server. Yes, that one.
The damage so far
estimated — but also, unfortunately, not wrong.
Still, here's a list
Brady, please consider the following.
The obby is undefeated.
3,847 jumps. You've cleared 12. The jump button has a restraining order pending.
Your avatar has a social life.
Your Roblox character has plans. Servers. A group chat. You have leftovers.
“One more round” is a lie.
It has a 0% chance of being the last one. It has never once been the last one.
Screen time is writing a report.
And it raises questions you are not prepared to answer out loud.
React Studios made something.
They poured real hours into it. The least you can do is be a normal amount of online.
Sleep is a stat too.
It's the only one currently going down. It's going down fast.
House rules
unofficial, legally unenforceable, emotionally devastating.
- No jumping on the final boss. Not today. Possibly not ever.
- Go outside. There is a whole tutorial for it. It is free. No Robux required.
- Touch grass. Even a little. Grass does not have microtransactions.
- Tell your friends you'll quit. Then actually do it. Consistency is the whole thing.
- React Studios is not your therapist, but this page is free, so here we are anyway.